I'm High Maintenance T-Shirt

Front: i'm high maintenance

Back: i take aspirin for the headache caused by the Zyrtec I take for the hayfever I got from Relenza from the uneasy stomach from the Ritalin I take for the short attention span caused by the Scopederm Ts I take for the motion sickness I got from the Lomotil I take for the diarrhea caused by the Zenikal for the uncontrolled weight gain from the Paxil I take for the anxiety from the Zocor I take for my high cholesterol because exercise, a good diet, and regular chiropractic care are just too much trouble.

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Interested in having your own clinic's logo on this shirt? There is a minimum order of 25 shirts and a one time $79 artwork setup fee.  Please email us with how many you want of each size (minimum 25 total) and your website address.  Be sure to include your logo in .jpg or .eps file type.  Email by clicking here.   Please allow 4-6 weeks for custom orders to arrive.  

Unisex.  Preshrunk cotton.

Ships in 7-10 business days.